110+ Bicycle Puns (Wheelie Funny)

Ever find yourself spinning your wheels searching for the perfect pun? Look no further!

We’ve pedaled through the best of the best to bring you some wheely hilarious bicycle puns.

Whether you’re a cyclist or just love a good laugh, these will definitely tire you out—in the best way possible.

Bicycle Puns

• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
• What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? A bike-lo-bond.
• How do crazy cyclists travel? On a cycle path!
• A friend tried to show me how to fix my bike, but it really spoke too fast.
• What do you get when you cross a bike and a flower? Bicycle petals.
• If a bicycle could talk, it would probably ride its own tale.
• Learning to ride a bike is like life—it looks easy until you try it.
• What do bicycles and music have in common? They can both be very moving.
• Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was just too tired.
• Why did the bike stop? It was too wheelie tired.

Hilarious Bicycle Puns

• I wheelie like cycling jokes.
• Did you hear about the bike race? It was a cyclelogical event.
• Why are bicycles always calm? They just cycle through life.
• I tried to tell a bike joke, but it fell flat.
• The bike was all geared up for a good time.
• What did the air pump say to the bike? I’m pumped to be here!
• My bike loves to gossip about all the dirt on the road.
• A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s just a two-tired creature.
• The bike thief was wheely good at his job.
• I’m wheely tired of all these cycling jokes!

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Funny Bicycle Puns

• What’s the hardest part of learning to ride a bike? The pavement.
• Why don’t bikes ever get lost? They always follow the cycle paths.
• How did the bicycle cross the road? By taking it wheel easy.
• My bicycle tells me it’s wheely good at balancing.
• Cyclists are wheely fast when it comes to telling jokes.
• What do you call a bicycle you ride at night? A night-rider.
• What’s a bike’s favorite kind of dance? The hand-stand.
• My friend bought a new bike, but it was a wheelie bad decision.
• People who ride bicycles for exercise cycle-ologically healthy!
• What’s a postman’s favorite biking event? The mail-o-ton.

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Bicycle Puns One-liners

• I wheelie think I was born to ride.
• You sprocket to me!
• Pedal to the metal, or should I say… pedal to the tarmac!
• Keep calm and cycle on.
• The bike said, I’m feeling geared up today!
• I can’t handle-bar any more of these jokes.
• That was a chain reaction of laughter.
• So sad—a flat tire during the race. Spoked too soon.
• I wheel always love you.
• Careful on that bike, it’s wheelie speedy!

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Best Bicycle Jokes

• Why do bicycles make terrible comedians? Because they just can’t handlebar the punchline.
• How did the hipster burn his mouth? By sipping coffee before it was cool and riding his fixie too fast.
• What does a biologist ride? A cell-cycle.
• Why do bikes never get tired? Because they’re always on a roll.
• Why did the bicycle date the unicycle? Because it wanted to feel a wheel!
• What did the grape say to the bike? “I’m feeling vine!”
• Why did the bike hire an electrician? Because it was stuck in neutral.
• What do you call a bike trail that smells? A stink path.
• How did the bike kick the habit? Cold spokes.
• What did the bicycle say to the cyclist? Stop spoking around and let’s roll.

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Best Bicycle Puns

• Wheelie excited to share this ride-ticulous list with you!
• I’m two-tired from riding—let’s chill!
• The best rides are sweet and spokesy.
• I’ve got a handle-bar on these puns now.
• Cycling is wheelie fun when you’ve geared up for it.
• Don’t derail your dreams—keep pedaling!
• This ride has been revolution-ary.
• I’ve got a “tire”-ing love for bikes.
• Our friendship is wheelie strong.
• This pun collection is a spokes-travaganza.

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Bicycle Puns and Jokes

• I wheelie wanted to be a bike mechanic.
• Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the bike lane!
• What do you call biking siblings? Tandem riders.
• The bicycle couldn’t stop smiling—it was gear-ious.
• Wheelie? You’re going to bik about that?
• He’s got a wheel obsession with cycling.
• That bike party was a crankin’ good time.
• She’s spokes-less in love with riding.
• If only there were a tandem for every situation.
• His bike jokes are a wheel hit at every party.

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Short Bicycle Puns

• Wheelie?
• Spoke to soon!
• Cycle you later.
• Handle-bar none.
• Get the wheel rolling.
• Don’t gear down now.
• Two-tired for this.
• Wheel love you forever.
• Ride or die.
• Keep your chain on!

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There you have it, folks!

A collection of bicycle puns that’s sure to make you wheelie laugh.

Keep pedaling through life with a smile on your face and a pun in your pocket.