140+ Cocktail Puns to Stir Up Some Fun (Cheers to Chuckles)

Stir-tastic Cocktail Puns

• Gin the mood for a laugh?
• Don’t tequila my vibe.
• I’m feeling quite Old Fashioned.
• Mojito-know what puns I have?
• Let’s Moscow Mule over some jokes.
• Rum away with me!
• Mai Tai binder’s full of puns.
• Life is brewtiful with jokes.
• Get to the punchline!
• Shaken, not stirred—a pun expert’s choice.

Hilarious Cocktail Puns

• Whiskey business.
• Stop wine-ing!
• Let the good times gin-roll.
• Cocktail puns are the zest!
• Don’t get bitter, get better with puns.
• I’m on cloud wine.
• Pretty fly for a Mai Tai.
• Sip happens.
• Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
• Serving you a-pun-as.

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Funny Cocktail Puns

• Spritz and giggles.
• It’s ment to be—Mint Julep that is.
• Rye not?
• Shandy puns bring cheer.
• Feeling a little bitter, have a cocktail!
• Pun and tonic.
• Cheers to gin-uine jokes!
• Let the cocktails be-gin!
• Keep calm and pour on.
• Fizz the season for puns!

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Cocktail One-liners

• I need a shot of self-esteem.
• Lettuce celery-brate with drinks!
• Too much wit will give you a martini headache.
• I can’t espresso how much I love cocktails.
• Time flies when you’re having rum.
• In high spirits tonight!
• Why was the cocktail blushing?” It saw the bar open!
• Feeling tipsy-ver!
• Cheers to health and happiness!
• Tonic for all your sober thoughts.

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Best Cocktail Jokes

• Why do bartenders make good doctors? They have all the best prescriptions!
• What did the cocktail say to the ice cube? Stop being so cold-hearted!
• Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets!
• Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the Bloody Mary!
• What does a bartender’s smartphone need? Mint condition!
• Why don’t cocktails ever argue? They always find common grounds!
• What’s a ghost’s favorite drink? Boo-ze!
• Can I take your order? Just a serving of laughs, please!
• Why was the cocktail party a hit? Everyone was in high spirits!
• How does a cocktail flirt? It mixes things up!

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Best Cocktail Puns

• Martini always seems like a good idea.
• Another round of ‘pun-derful’ jokes!
• Having a tequila sunrise day.
• Raising the ‘bar’ on humor!
• What a rye-ot!
• Minty fresh jokes for you.
• This cocktail life is the ‘zest’!
• Yeah, that’s the ‘spirit’!
• Sip sip hooray!
• Let’s get fizz-ical!

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Cocktail Puns and Jokes

• Why are cocktails so good at tennis? Because they have good serve-ice!
• What did the bartender say to the celery? Stop stalking me.
• What’s a cocktail’s favorite music? Anything with good bass and bitters!
• Gin-spiring stories to share.
• Let’s avoid met-rye-ocrity!
• Spirits so high they make you word-slur.
• Shake it till you make it!
• Did it for the gram—Graham Crackers in my drink.
• Stop and smell the rosé.
• It’s a booze cruise tonight!

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Short Cocktail Puns

• A negroni kind of night.
• Pour decisions aren’t always bad.
• Keep it shaken, not slurred.
• Bar-tend to your needs.
• Mixing it up with puns.
• A little daiquiri will do ya!
• Action without function: highballs.
• Spark your spritz!
• Tropical punchlines for you.
• Bringing the chill vibes only.

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