110+ Grape Puns That Will Make You Smile!

If you think grapes are just for wine or fruit salads, think again!

They’re also a deliciously humorous subject ripe for puns!

Prepare your chuckle muscles as we delve into some juicy grape puns that will make you smile, and possibly make your friends and family roll their eyes.

Get ready to ‘vine’ about your love for grape humor!

Grape Puns

• What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
• When grapes are left alone, they tend to wine about their problems.
• The grape asked the raisin: Why are you so dried up?
• I’m grape-ful for all my friends who make me laugh like this!
• Don’t worry, be grape!
• Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
• Did you hear about the grape who won the race? He was grape at his job!
• What did one grape say to the other? Stop whining!
• Life is too short to be sour, let’s get grape-ful.
• I can’t help but grape my feelings sometimes!

Hilarious Grape Puns

• I’m not a grape addict, I can quit whenever I want – I just don’t want to!
• Friends are like grapes; they’re great to have unless they start turning into raisins!
• What did the grape say to the tomato? You are looking a bit red today!
• I once knew a grape that could play the piano – it had the best ‘tunes’!
• The grape told his friends he was applying for a job: I heard it’s quite grape-tastic!
• “I’m grapeful for everything except fruit flies!”
• Why did the grape refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of getting juice-ted!
• Why do grapes always seem to be in a good mood? They’re always vine and dandy!
• When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for grapes instead!
• Why did the grape join the gym? To get more juicy muscles!

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Funny Grape One-liners

• Grapes are my fruit of choice – they’re vine-credible!
• I can’t help but wine about my grape jokes!
• Feeling grape is just what I needed today!
• My favorite exercise? Grapes squats!
• Grapes: nature’s candy – sweet and juicy!
• Don’t grape my style!
• I get grape ideas all the time!
• Grape-titude is the best attitude!
• That’s grape news!
• Be a grape in a world full of lemons!

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Best Grape Jokes

• Why do grapes never get lonely? Because they hang out in bunches!
• What do you call a grape that plays the guitar? A jam session!
• Why didn’t the grape want to go to school? Because it couldn’t find its “grape” buddy!
• What did the grape say after a bad joke? That was un-‘vine’!
• If I had a grape for every time someone asked me for a joke, I’d be sowing laughter everywhere!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape to meet you!
• What did the grape say to the apple? Since when do we hang out? You keep your cider, I’ll keep my wine!
• Why was the grape so bad at telling secrets? Because it always let the cat out of the bag!
• Why did the grape blush? It saw the salad dressing!
• How do grapes get around town? In a grape cart!

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Best Grape Puns

• I love my grape friends to ‘pieces’!
• If you can’t find joy in grapes, you might be just a little sour.
• Raisin the roof with my grape pals!
• The grape thoughts come rolling in like a cabernet!
• Grapes really are the grape-est fruit ever!
• I’m wine-ing down the best day with some grape jokes!
• My life motto: Be grape, not sappy!
• Don’t let anyone make you feel bunch-y!
• Grape things await those who believe in humor!
• A grape a day helps keep the blues away!

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Grape Puns and Jokes

• What kind of music do grapes listen to? Anything with a good beat – they’re all about the vine!
• Why did the grape sleep so well? Because it was in a grape bed!
• If grapes could talk, they’d say: ‘Stop vine-ing around!’
• What do you call a grape who’s always gossiping? A bunch of trouble!
• Why did the grape stay home from the party? It was afraid of being crushed!
• Two grapes were in the sun, one turned to the other and said, ‘I’m starting to feel a little crushed!’
• Why do grapes make terrible secret agents? Because they always spill the beans!
• What happened when the grape tried to be funny? It got all the wrong ‘puns’!
• What do you call a grape that works at a bar? A bartender in training!
• How do grapes apologize? They say, “I’m grape-ly sorry!”

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Short Grape Puns

• Just vine-tastic!
• Life is grape!
• Grapes are dandy!
• Keep calm and grape on!
• I’m grape-full!
• Feeling grape today!
• You’re grape-ly missed!
• Looks grape!
• That was a grape escape!
• Grape expectations!

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Final Words

So there you have it – a whole bunch of grape puns designed to bring a smile to your face!

Remember, life is just a trellis and we’re all hanging onto it. Don’t let the sour moments get you down.

When in doubt, grape it out! Share these puns with your friends and spread the joy – after all, laughter is the best vintage! Stay fruity, folks!