120+ Hilarious Hawaii Puns to Brighten Your Day

Aloha, pun lovers! If you’re in need of a little sunshine and laughter, have no fear—Hawaii puns are here! 🌺

Whether you’re planning a trip to the islands or just love a good play on words, these puns will surely have you riding waves of laughter.

So sit back, relax, and let these hilarious Hawaii puns transport you to paradise.

Hilarious Hawaii Puns

Why did the coconut stop in Hawaii? Because it wanted to get lei’d!
Wanna hear a Hawaiian joke? Sorry, you had to be there—it’s an island thing.
What’s a pineapple’s favorite place to visit? Waikiki Beach, of course!
Why don’t tourists in Hawaii get lost? Because they always follow the a-LO-ha!
How do Hawaiians listen to music? On their ukele(ladies) and gentlemen!
What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a shark? A fruit punch!

Why did the Hawaiian start a talk show? He wanted to share his ‘loha (lots-of-haha)!
What do you call someone who loves Hawaii and puns equally? A pun-ahawaiian!
Why are Hawaiian fish so good at keeping secrets? They are masters of in-shore-mation.
What do you say when you feel great in Hawaii? I’m feelin’ Pineapple-tastic!

Hilarious Hawaiian Jokes

Why can’t you play hide and seek with mountains in Hawaii? Because they always peak!
How do you catch a squirrel in Hawaii? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Which letter is not in the Hawaiian alphabet? “Z” because it’s always catching some Zzz’s 🌴
How do surfers say hello in Hawaii? Aloha, bruh!
What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite sushi? Loco-maki!
How do Hawaiians make a decision? They take it to a vote-cano!
Why don’t secrets last long in Hawaii? Because good news travels tiki-tiki fast!
What’s the best way to watch a fly in Hawaii? Sit back and watch the fly-hibiscus 🌺

What do you call a Hawaiian dessert that takes forever? Procrastipuudding!
What’s a sleepy volcano’s favorite playlist? Lava-by tunes!

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Funny Hawaii Puns

Hawaii? Because we had nothing better to do!
Can you Hawaii-k the trail with me?
I’ll give it one more Hawaii-go!
Everything I sea is amazing!
Why is the ocean always blue? It’s because they’re never tide.
Donut worry, be Hawaii!
Around here, we do things the Hawaiian way.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here!
You are the piña to my colada.
Seas the day and make a splash!

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Hawaii One-Liners

I’m coconuts about Hawaii.
Keep palm and carry on.
Hawaiian Islands: where every day is a sun-day.
Shell we dance on the beach?
Aloha is a state of mind.
You’re my sunshine on a rainy day.
Feeling a little loco for coco.
What’s the name of a surfboard that sings well? Aboard-a!
Just hanging loose in Hawaii!
Catch you on the flip flop!

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Best Hawaii Jokes

Why did the pineapple stop at the airport? It wanted to go on a tropical vacay!
Why do surfers make bad secret agents? Because they can never de-brief!
What did the cloud say to the mountain? “I mist you!”
Where do Hawaiian cows go on vacation? Moo-ooloo Bay!
What dessert do you get when you cross Hawaii and Christmas? Mele Kalikimaka-pudding!
Why are there no fast balls in Hawaii? Because everything is island time!
What’s the favorite band of an Hawaiian seal? Seal-ena gomez!
Why are Hawaiian dances always so fluid? Because they’ve got great moves and lava grooves.
What’s a surfer’s favorite type of candy? Surf n’ Peppermints!
Who gives out presents at a luau? Santa Crabs!

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Best Hawaii Puns

Tropic like it’s hot!
Mahalo for being you.
Current mood: salty and sweet.
Shell-yeah, it’s beach time!
I’m all about that lei-fstyle.
I reef what I sow.
Finding your aloha!
Wavin’ hello from Hawaii!
Hello-beautiful-breathing sunset!
Palm trees & ocean breeze.

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Hawaii Puns and Jokes

Why couldn’t the couple get married in Hawaii? They had a falling-out over coconut water.
How does a Hawaiian hula hoop? With great responsibility!
What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite way to stay in touch? They just ‘pine-apple’ their hearts out.
Why did the surfer not play cards? Because he was afraid of waves crashing the game!
What did one shore say to the other? “Long tide, no sea!”
Why don’t ducks cross the beach? Because they’re too chicken!
When do you start hula lessons? When you Hawaiian make some moves!
What’s the Hawaiian national cram food? Poke-mon go bites!
Why can’t a volcano keep secrets? It always blows up!
What does a Hawaiian banana say? I’m bananas for beach balls!

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Short Hawaii Puns

Aloha from paradise!
Stay cool, go surfing.
Hawaiian your way!
Beach hair, don’t care!
Love you to Hawaii and back.
Good vibes only.
Tropic like it’s hot.
Life’s a beach.
Wipe out all worries!
Sunshine on my mind.

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Remember, punshawaii be fun, and if you can’t have a laugh, then you’ve probably explicit hula better jokes!

Stay sunny, my friends! 🌞 🏖️🌴

Katherine

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