150+ Island Puns and Jokes That Will Have You Cracking Up

Ahoy there, mateys! Ready to set sail on a hilarious journey through the world of island puns?

These witty wordplays will have you giggling like a jolly roger and grinning from shore to shore.

So, grab your sunscreen, put on your flip-flops, and let’s dive into this treasure trove of island humor!

Island Puns

I’m going to Trinidad to see my dentist.
Jamaican me crazy with all these puns!
I’ve got a sinking feeling about this deserted island.
Let’s go to the Caribbean, my buddy Cayman!
I need to get a new job – I’m really Haitian my current one.
I’m not sure if I want to go to the beach or watch TV. I’m feeling really Turks and Caicos.

I think my friend is lying about his trip to Hawaii. I’m calling his Bluff Island.
I asked my friend in Guam, “What’s up?” He replied, “Not Guam much.”
My friend from Aruba borrowed some money but never paid me back. I guess it was just a loan.
I tried to make a pun about the Bahamas, but it was a Nassau-go.

Hilarious Island Puns

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me!

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Funny Island Puns

What did the beach say to the tide? Long time, no sea!
Why did the seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull!
What did one tectonic plate say to the other? Sorry, my fault!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
How does the ocean say hello? It waves!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!
What does a mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra!
Why did the sand blush? Because the sea weed!

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Island One-Liners

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream!
I wanted to be a monk, but I never got the chants.
I’m reading a book about the history of glue – can’t put it down!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
Don’t trust atoms; they make up everything!
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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Best Island Jokes

Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore!
What did the volcano say to his sweetheart? I lava you!
What’s the most famous fish in Hawaii? Alo-ha!
What do you call two waves that had a fight? Tides of war!
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time, no sea!
Why does the ocean roar? You’d roar too if you had crabs on your bottom!
What do you call a pirate who skips class? Captain Hooky!
What’s the worst vegetable to have on a ship? Leeks!
Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they’d be bagels!
Why is an island like the letter T? It’s in the middle of waTer!

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Best Island Puns

I once tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
What’s the loudest pet you can get? A trumpet.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now!
I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!

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Island Puns and Jokes

I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing – but it let out a little wine.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
I’ve just written a song about tortillas – actually, it’s more of a rap.
I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.

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Short Island Puns

Broken pencils are pointless.
What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.

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Final Words

Well, shiver me timbers! We’ve reached the end of our pun-tastic island adventure. I hope these puns and jokes have brought a wave of laughter and a sea of smiles to your day.

Remember, life’s a beach, and there’s no better way to enjoy it than with a good laugh. So, keep these puns in your back pocket, ready to unleash whenever you need to anchor a conversation or tide over a tough situation.

Until next time, may your sails be full of laughter, and your compass always point to humor!

Katherine

Katherine is the passionate educator and writer behind HandwritingwithKatherine.com. As a dedicated teacher, she cherishes the art of handwriting and its unique reflection of individuality. Beyond the classroom, Katherine delves into the world of writing, sharing a blend of educational insights and personal stories. When she’s not teaching or blogging, Katherine can be found exploring bookshops or writing with a comforting cup of tea in hand.