150+ Lunch Puns to Brighten Your Day: A Hilarious Collection

Hey there, fellow pun enthusiasts! Are you hungry for a good laugh?

Well, you’re in luck because we’re about to serve up a delectable platter of the wittiest, most lip-smacking lunch puns that are sure to add some flavor to your day.

Whether you’re a sandwich short of a picnic or just looking to spice up your midday meal, these puns are the perfect side dish.

So, grab a fork (or a sense of humor), and let’s dive into this buffet of hilarity!

Funny Lunch Puns

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine!
What does a slice of bread say on vacation? “Loafing around!”
Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

What did the baby corn say to its mom? “Where’s my popcorn?”
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Lunch Puns

What’s a ghost’s favorite lunch meat? Boo-logna!

What did one plate whisper to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
Why was the bread so broke? It kneaded dough!
What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZZa.
Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? Because it was cultured.
What do you say to a kangaroo at lunchtime? “Hoppy meal!”
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!

Why was the cucumber cool? Because it was a ‘cool’cumber!
What do you call a cold canine? A chili dog!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.

Hilarious Lunch Puns

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the ice-cream say after a hard day? “I’m sundae tired!”
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What’s a chicken’s favorite coffee? Egg-spresso!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king salmon!
Why did the tofu refuse to fight? It didn’t want to cause a stir.
What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed? Holy guacamole!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

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Lunch One-Liners

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!”
“My favorite exercise at lunch is a cross between a lunge and a crunch – I call it lunch.”
“I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.”
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”
“I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.”
“I’m not addicted to brake fluid, I can stop anytime.”
“I’m trying to think of a Moby Dick pun, but it’s a whale of a problem.”
“Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.”
“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

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Best Lunch Jokes

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What’s a dentist’s favorite instrument? The tuba toothpaste.
Why was the math book sad? Because it hadtoo many problems.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field of brains!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

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Lunch Puns One-Liner

“I’d tell you a vegetarian joke, but it’s too corny.”
“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
“Having a job at the bakery is great, I knead dough every day.”
“I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet – I don’t know Y.”
“My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.”
“I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”
“I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
“I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.”

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Best Lunch Puns

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
What do you call a factory that sells good products? A satisfactory.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

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Lunch Puns and Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here; I’m going on ahead.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

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Short Lunch Puns

“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
“I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet – I don’t know Y.”
“I used to play piano by ear, now I use myhands.”
“I’m not addicted to brake fluid, I can stop anytime.”
“I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.”
“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
“I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.”
“I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.”
“Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!”

Check Out: Toast Puns

Puns For Lunch

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a cold canine? A chili dog!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine!

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Puns About Lunch

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the baby corn say to its mom? “Where’s my popcorn?”
What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZZa.
Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? Because it was cultured.
What do you say to a kangaroo at lunchtime? “Hoppy meal!”
What’s a ghost’s favorite lunch meat? Boo-logna!

Check Out: Banana Puns

Final Words

Well, folks, it looks like we’ve reached the end of our pun-derful journey through the land of lunchtime laughter.

I hope these puns have left you with a smile as wide as a slice of watermelon on a summer day.

Remember, life is too short to eat a boring lunch, and way too short not to enjoy a good pun.

So, next time you’re munching on your midday meal, remember to sprinkle a little humor on it.

Who knows, you might just make someone’s day a little ‘breader’!

Stay hungry for humor, and let’s taco ’bout it again soon! 🌮😄

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Katherine

Katherine is the passionate educator and writer behind HandwritingwithKatherine.com. As a dedicated teacher, she cherishes the art of handwriting and its unique reflection of individuality. Beyond the classroom, Katherine delves into the world of writing, sharing a blend of educational insights and personal stories. When she’s not teaching or blogging, Katherine can be found exploring bookshops or writing with a comforting cup of tea in hand.