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110+ Hilarious Mermaid Puns (Splashing Around)

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Feeling a bit low tides, are we? Well, don’t fret!

These mermaid puns will have you laughing fins and giggles in no time.

Mermaid Puns

  • I’m shore you’ll find these puns fin-tastic!
  • Don’t be such a shellfish, share the puns with your friends.
  • Mermaids are always up for a whirl-pool party!
  • No one can resist a mermaid’s musical scales.
  • When mermaids swim together, it’s a real shell-ebration!
  • Keep calm and mermaid on.
  • Mermaids don’t have birthdays, they celebrate shell-ebrations.
  • Under the sea, we know how to shake the tail fin!
  • A mermaid’s favorite subject? Algaebra!
  • Shell we dance? It’s always a fin affair!

Hilarious Mermaid Puns

  • Stop krilling me with laughter!
  • That mermaid is totally fin-dependant.
  • Do mermaids use tide diaries? Yes, to keep track of shell-dues.
  • The ocean is an open shell book for mermaids.
  • Why did the mermaid go to school? To improve her scales!
  • A mermaid’s favorite place to go? The sand-tuary.
  • Feeling fin-tastic today, are you?
  • Mer-ry Christmas to all the sea creatures!
  • I can’t help but be drawn to these pun-derful jokes.
  • Mermaids believe in shellethons for good causes.

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Funny Mermaid Puns

  • Mermaid life is shell-tastic, don’t you sea?
  • She’s mermazing, always up to some fin.
  • Mermaids make waves wherever they go.
  • Why don’t mermaids play tennis? Because they might get caught in the net!
  • She’s in her mer-element at the beach.
  • Palm trees and ocean breeze make mermaids feel fin-tastic.
  • Shell-abrate good tides, come on!
  • Under the sea, it’s kraken up everywhere.
  • What’s a mermaid’s favorite dessert? A-pie-nea cake!
  • That mermaid’s personality is off the scales!

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Mermaid One-Liners

  • I think you’ve fin-timidated my heart!
  • Mermaids rise and shine with the tide.
  • Seas the day, and dive right in!
  • Everything’s better, down where it’s wetter.
  • You shore made a big splash!
  • She’s mer-ry up to something…
  • Mermaids are simply shell-ebrated!
  • Don’t be jelly, be a mermaid!
  • Good waves follow the mermaid way.
  • A mermaid’s favorite tool? A shell-phone of course!

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Best Mermaid Jokes

  • Why don’t mermaids use cosmetics? Because they always leave the pond scum for the ocean!
  • How do mermaids make their money? Through their sea-bank accounts!
  • Why did the mermaid blush? Because the seaweed!
  • Where do mermaids go to see a movie? The dive-in theater!
  • What did one mermaid say to the other? Stop being so shellfish!
  • Why did the mermaid wear sea cucumber sunscreen? To keep from drying out!
  • How do you communicate with a mermaid? Drop her a line!
  • What’s a mermaid’s favorite kind of story? One with a tail ending!
  • Why did the mermaid fail her math test? She couldn’t find her algaebra book!
  • What kind of candy do mermaids like best? Salted caramels!

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Best Mermaid Puns

  • Shell yeah, I’m a mermaid!
  • Life’s a beach, dive in!
  • When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and call it ‘mermaid juice’.
  • Don’t get tide down, stay mer-mazing!
  • I’ve got plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I need.
  • Mermaid vibes only, please!
  • Shell-ebrate every little thing!
  • Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer.
  • Always be yourself, unless you can be a mermaid, then always be a mermaid.
  • Good vibes come in tides.

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Mermaid Puns and Jokes

  • Why wasn’t the mermaid good at math? She left her algaebra in the reef.
  • What does a mermaid say before she makes a decision? Let me mull over it.
  • Mermaids never lie, they live in shallow waters.
  • How do mermaids communicate under the sea? They shell-phone home.
  • Life is the bubbles, under the sea!
  • Want to be part of my sea-cret club?
  • I’m mermaid for these adventures!
  • What happened when the mermaid saw a shark? She was kraken with fear!
  • What do you get if you cross a mermaid with a vampire? A murmaid!
  • Where do mermaids sleep? In water beds, of course!

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Short Mermaid Puns

  • Seas the day!
  • Fintastic friends.
  • Tide and true buddies.
  • Mermaid for each other.
  • Summering in the shell-ter.
  • Mer-mazing times ahead.
  • Dive into love!
  • Shining like a pearl.
  • Shell-ebrate often.
  • Keep calm and swim on.

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Hope you enjoyed these fin-tastically funny mermaid puns!

Whether you’re a mermaid at heart or just here for the laughs, always remember to keep the waves of joy rolling!