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150+ Motorcycle Puns and Jokes That Wheel Make You Laugh

I’ve always believed that the road to happiness is paved with motorcycle puns. There’s just something about combining the thrill of riding with a good chuckle that revs up my spirits.

Whether it’s a “Holly Davidson” for Christmas or a cheeky nod to riding “naked” on a Kawasaki z900rs, these puns never fail to put a grin on my face and a rumble in my heart.

Diving into the world of motorcycle puns is like kick-starting an engine—it’s exhilarating from the get-go.

From dinosaurs doing wheelies, expressing a “wheelie” big miss for someone, to the classic “Ride Naked” quips that get more laughs than a monkey on a minibike, there’s no shortage of humor on two wheels.

So, let’s throttle up and explore some of the most hilarious motorcycle puns that keep our spirits riding high, even when we’re just cruising through life’s daily commute.

Motorcycle Puns

  • Why do motorcycles make great comedians? They always know how to “brake” the ice! Every gathering’s a riot when I roll up on my bike, cracking jokes and spreading laughs faster than I split lanes.
  • Have you heard about the motorcycle that got a job? It’s now a “bikie” messenger! Trust me, it delivers laughs on time, every time. I tell this one at every pit stop, and it never fails to rev up some chuckles.
  • Why was the motorcycle always picked last for sports? Because it was two-tired! I shared this with my riding buddies, and now they can’t look at their bikes without giggling.
  • What do you call a dinosaur on a motorcycle? A “Bike-o-saurus Rex!” I stumbled upon this little gem when I was looking for stickers for my helmet. Now, it’s almost a ritual to say it before revving up for a ride.
  • What’s a motorcycle’s favorite type of music? Heavy “metal.” I love dropping this line at biker bars; it’s like the secret handshake of motorcycle pun enthusiasts.
  • Why did the motorcycle refuse to start in the morning? It wasn’t an early “biker.” My neighbors weren’t too thrilled with this joke—or the fact that it was inspired by my own motorcycle’s morning stubbornness.
  • What do you call a motorcycle that tells bad jokes? A “Yama-haha!” Honestly, I think my bike has a better sense of humor than me; at least, that’s what I tell folks who don’t laugh at my jokes.
  • Why don’t motorcycles get cold? Because they’re born to be “wheeled!” I always throw this one out there when I’m about to brave the cold on an early morning ride.
  • What did the motorcycle say to the sports car? “I’m two-tired to deal with your attitude!” This one gets a lot of eye rolls at the traffic lights, but I swear, I can see drivers chuckling behind those tinted windows.

Best Motorcycle Jokes

  • How do you make a motorcycle laugh on a Saturday night? You tell it a wheelie funny joke. Honestly, there’s nothing like a good chuckle to kick things off, especially when I’m tuning up my bike for a Sunday ride.
  • What’s a motorcycle’s favorite exercise? Wheely-yoga. And here I was, thinking my bike’s flexibility came from those tight turns!
  • Why did the motorcycle go to school? To improve its cycle-culation. I guess even bikes need a bit of education to keep their engines running smoothly.
  • How does a motorcycle express gratitude? By saying, “Thanks, I really needed that brake!” I’m telling you, a little appreciation goes a long way, especially when it comes to my bike’s upkeep.
  • What kind of noises does a witch’s motorcycle make? “Broom, broom, broom,” all night long. It’s spooky how much that sound sticks with you during a midnight ride.
  • Which motorcycle holds the top spot in the hierarchy of bikes? Without question, that’s the Duke KTM. It’s almost royalty among us riders, and it sure rides like it, too.
  • Why did the tomato act so quickly to purchase a motorcycle? He wanted to mustard with his friends, of course. It’s always about catching up, isn’t it? A little saucy if you ask me.
  • I broke my bike today, so I have to fork out cash for a new one. Geez, thinking that up made me wheelie tyred. Buying a new bike is no small feat, but it’s the puns that really drain me.
  • Can a motorcycle be a stand-up comedian? Because mine keeps cracking up! I mean, if my bike had a mic, it would drop it with these jokes.
  • What do you call a motorcycle that doesn’t need gas? An electric glide. I’m all for saving the environment, but let’s be real, it’s the smooth ride that really charges me up.

I’ll tell ya, mingling with these jokes and my motorcycle, it’s like having my own little comedy club on two wheels.

Whether it’s the sound of laughter or the roar of an engine, there’s nothing quite like hitting the road with a good sense of humor in your saddlebag.

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Funny Motorcycle Jokes

Following the roaring laughter from the previous collection of motorcycle puns, I’ve throttled up my humor engine to bring you 10 more rib-tickling motorcycle jokes.

Trust me, these are the kind of jokes that make even the toughest biker crack a smile at the next stop light.

  • Why do motorcycles never get lost? Because they always take the cycle path. Yep, they follow their own special route, bypassing all those pesky wrong turns cars make.
  • What did the naughty motorcycle say to its owner? “You drive me crazy, but I know you wheelie love me!” Oh, the complexities of motorcycle-human relationships.
  • Why did the motorcycle refuse to nap? Because it was two-tired. Honestly, I can relate after a long ride. Who can nap with so much adrenaline?
  • Why don’t motorcycles ever argue with their riders? Because they know they’ll always end up going in circles. Best to keep the peace and enjoy the ride.
  • What do you call a happy motorcycle? A Yama-ha-ha-ha. Hearing a motorcycle laugh would definitely be the highlight of my day.
  • How do motorcycles stay cool during a heatwave? They just take off their jackets and go for a Ride Naked. Remember the Kawasaki z900rs? Yeah, that wasn’t just a pun; it was a lifestyle choice.
  • Why did the motorcycle go to the therapist? It had too many acceleration issues. Sometimes, you just need to talk about your need for speed.
  • What’s a motorcycle’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal. They probably headbang to the sound of their own exhaust.
  • How do Santa’s motorcycles say “Merry Christmas”? “Holly Davidson!” I’m pretty sure that’s what Santa trades his sleigh for when he’s visiting biker bars.
  • Why was the vintage motorcycle so proud? Because it had a kick-start philosophy. Just like my jokes, it takes a bit of effort to get going, but once it does, you’re in for a fun ride.

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Best Motorcycle Puns

  • Why did the motorcycle take a nap? Well, it was just two-tired. I mean, honestly, who wouldn’t be after all that cruising? It’s reminiscent of me after a long day’s work, only I don’t look as cool.
  • What do you call a laughter-loving motorcycle? A Yamahahaha! It’s like the bike itself got in on the joke, and now, it can’t stop giggling every time I rev the engine. Makes every ride a hoot!
  • Why did the motorcycle break up with the scooter? Because it found the scooter was too two-timing! I’ll tell you, loyalty is everything, even in the world of wheels. It’s a drama worthy of a telenovela, except with more oil changes.
  • What’s a motorcycle’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, of course! But mine also has a soft spot for rock and roll, especially down steep hills. It’s quite the headbanger at heart.
  • How does a motorcycle like to drink its water? In a sippy cup! Because let’s face it, spills at 60 miles per hour aren’t quite as fun as they sound. I’ve tried telling this to my bike, but it insists.
  • Why don’t motorcycles ever go on diets? They’re afraid of losing their exhaust pipes! Mine’s been gaining a bit of tire weight, though. I tell it, “It’s just more of you to love,” but it’s considering a juice cleanse.
  • How do motorcycles stay in touch? They WhatsApp and handlebar! Communications have never been clearer or more wind-in-the-face exhilarating. My bike’s last message was, “BRB, hitting the road.” Story of my life.
  • What did the motorcycle say to the speed bump? “You break my flow, but you can’t break my spirit!” It’s all about keeping that momentum going, even if life throws you a few bumps. My bike’s an eternal optimist.
  • Why was the electric motorcycle so happy? Because it was always charged up about something! Personally, I relate. Give me a full battery, and I’m ready to take on the world—or at least, the nearest open road.

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Funny Motorcycle Jokes One-Liner

  • Ever wonder why motorcycles don’t play cards? Because they’re afraid of getting a “two-pair” and having to split.
  • I told my motorcycle a joke yesterday, and it didn’t laugh. Guess it was just a “hard-tail.”
  • Why did the motorcycle go to therapy? It had too many “cycle-ological” issues.
  • You know what they say about a bike in motion— it’s just “two-tired” to stop!
  • Had a chat with my motorcycle about its diet. It’s strictly “no-carb” these days.
  • What do you call a motorcycle that moonlights as a comedian? A “Yamahahaha.”
  • Why did the motorcycle get a gold medal? It was outstanding in its “field-position.”
  • When I asked my bike what it wanted for its birthday, it said, “Nothing, I’m ‘two-stroke’ this year.”
  • My motorcycle refused to start this morning. It was feeling a bit “cranky.”
  • Why don’t motorcycles ever get lost? They always find their way back “on track.”

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Final Words

So there you have it folks, my deep dive into the world where rubber meets the joke.

Who knew that my love for two wheels would collide head-on with my penchant for puns? If you’ve stuck around till the end, I’m guessing you’re either a fellow pun enthusiast or you’ve accidentally veered off the internet highway.

Either way, I’m glad you’re here. Remember, next time you’re out riding and you catch yourself chuckling at the thought of a motorcycle refusing to play cards because it’s afraid of getting a “bad hand,” know you’re not alone.

You’re part of a special club that appreciates the finer things in life: laughter, freedom, and the open road. So keep your helmets on and your spirits high.

After all, in the grand tour of life, it’s important to take the scenic route, filled with laughter and maybe a pun or two. Ride on, my hilarious comrades.