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100+ Taco Puns That Will Spice Up Your Day

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Ready to spice up your day with some hilarious taco puns?

Whether you’re a seasoned pun enthusiast or someone who just loves a good laugh with their guac, I’ve got you covered.

These puns are guaranteed to add a little salsa to your sense of humor.

So, lettuce dive right in and taco ’bout some seriously funny stuff! 😂

Hilarious Taco Puns

Here are puns that’ll make you chuckle harder than a ticklish tortilla:

  • Taco ’bout an awesome day!
  • Let’s taco ’bout how amazing tacos are.
  • In queso emergency, eat tacos.
  • I don’t wanna taco ’bout it, it’s too cheesy.
  • You’re nacho average friend; you’re spec-taco-lar!
  • Every now and then, I fall apart – just like a taco.
  • I’m all about that taco life.
  • My true inner shell is made of hard taco.
  • Taco dirty to me.
  • Give ’em something to taco ’bout today.

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Funny Taco One-liners

These one-liners will make your taco Tuesdays even better:

  • Why didn’t the taco want to share its secrets? It was too salsa-fident.
  • Don’t go bacon my tart – just give me tacos.
  • Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.
  • Have you heard about the new Mexican restaurant? It’s not just good – it’s ex-shell-ent.
  • My taco bringing skills are nacho average.
  • I’m into fitness. Fit’ness taco in my mouth!
  • Tacos are like duct tape. They fix everything.
  • Let’s taco ’bout love!
  • Beware of taco thieves – they’re nacho friends.
  • Life is better with tacos.

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Best Taco Jokes

Who doesn’t love a good joke with a punchline? These taco jokes will have you rolling on the flour:

  • Why did the taco go to therapy? It had a lot of beef!
  • What’s a taco’s favorite music? Wrap music.
  • Why did the taco blush? It saw the salad dressing!
  • How do tacos say grace? Lettuce pray.
  • What’s a taco’s favorite movie? Nacho Libre.
  • Why don’t tacos ever break up? Because they always beef patched things up.
  • What’s a taco’s favorite game? Taco ’bout it.
  • What did the taco say to the tortilla chip? “Nacho cheese!”
  • What does a taco call its stepdad? Nacho dad!
  • How does a taco say goodbye? Guac you later!

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Short Taco Puns

Brief but cheesy taco puns you can toss into any conversation:

  • Don’t taco ’bout it.
  • You guac my world.
  • Lettuce taco ’bout it later.
  • Stay chipper, taco lover.
  • I’m nacho ordinary person.
  • You had me at tacos.
  • Salsa my problems away.
  • Taco chance on me.
  • Holy guacamole, that’s a good one!
  • Taco to the hand because the face isn’t listening.

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So, there you have it! Twenty sizzling taco puns to add a little flavor to your day.

Next time you’re with friends, don’t forget to sprinkle these into your conversation and have everyone laughing ’til their shells crack!

Guac on, taco lover! 🌮💃