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110+ Best Weather Puns to Brighten Your Day

An animated scene of clouds laughing with lightning bolts in a comedic style, featuring smiling suns and raindrops with funny faces, set in a vibrant, cartoonish landscape.

Are you feeling a bit under the weather? Well, you’re in luck.

We’ve got a storm of laughs coming your way with our collection of weather puns.

Whether you’re a weather geek or just looking for a chuckle, these puns will surely brighten your day faster than a lightning bolt!

Cloudy Conundrums

  • Why did the cloud stay home? It was feeling under the weather.
  • What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderwear.
  • Why do meteorologists always carry barometers? Because they get so much pressure at work.
  • What did the hurricane say to the tornado? I have my eye on you.
  • Why are tornadoes always so full of themselves? They’re stuck in a big, spinning vortex of self-importance.
  • Why don’t clouds ever get lost? They always have a sense of *high*-rection.
  • What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
  • Why did the weather report bring a ladder? To predict higher temperatures.
  • What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
  • Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thunder? It was just too shocking.

Hilarious Weather Forecasts

  • Today’s forecast: cloudy with a chance of brains. That’s a smart joke!
  • Winter forecast: Chill vibes with an 80% chance of Netflix and chill.
  • Summer forecast: 100% chance of sweating through your shirt.
  • If clouds had WiFi, we’d have a better connection…
  • If lightning strikes an orchestra, you might hear some shocking music!
  • Tonight’s forecast: dark, with a chance of getting caught in a bedtime storm (a.k.a. screams from kids resisting sleep).
  • Monday’s forecast looks grim: heavy coffee showers all day long.
  • Rain forecast: free car washes for everyone!
  • When it rains cats and dogs, don’t step in a poodle.
  • Partly cloudy with a chance of forgetfulness… where did I put my keys?

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Funny Weather Wonders

  • Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
  • What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror!
  • How does a thunderstorm apologize? It gives a rain check.
  • Why did the thermometer break up with the barometer? No pressure, but things were getting too heated.
  • How do you organize a space party? You planet.
  • What’s the least trustworthy weather? A blizzard, because you never know snow good direction.
  • Why is the math book sad on a sunny day? It has too many problems.
  • When does it rain money? When there’s change in the weather.
  • What’s it called when the fog spoils a baseball game? A mist ake.
  • What did the storm say to the rainbow? You’re looking colorful today!

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Weather One-liners

  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  • Walked outside and it was raining cats and dogs… I stepped in a poodle.
  • It’s gonna be a bright, sunshiny day! No shade here.
  • Had to replace my windows after a hailstorm. It was quite the pane in the glass.
  • Wanted to make a tornado joke, but its impact was zero.
  • Don’t be a fair-weather friend. Be there through the storm.
  • Too many cloudy days? I’m starting to feel a bit foggy myself.
  • The cold never bothered me anyway… but this wind is really starting to frost my cookies.
  • I’m on cloud nine, but it’s starting to get a little crowded up here.
  • Just got caught in a shower without an umbrella. I guess I wasn’t prepared for this brainstorm.

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Best Weather Jokes

  • Why did the rain go to school? To improve its precipi-tation.
  • What’s the difference between weather and climate? You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
  • Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.
  • What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? The weekend.
  • What happened when the snowgirl broke up with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder.
  • Why did the wind marry the hurricane? He blew her away.
  • Did you hear about the icy roads this morning? They were slick as snot.
  • Why was the lightning bolt so happy? It found its spark.
  • How do hurricanes see? With one eye.
  • Where do snowmen keep their money? In snowbanks.

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Best Weather Puns

  • I mist the last storm, but I hear it was thunderful.
  • There’s snow place like home on a snowy day.
  • I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
  • My cold front finally passed. Now I’m feeling frost-tastic!
  • Blowing into town with a whirlwind of puns today.
  • Why do weather reporters love lightning? Because it’s shockingly good at getting attention.
  • Hail yes, I’m ready for some more weather puns!
  • Don’t rain on my pun parade!
  • Storming through these puns like a hurricane.
  • Feeling under the weather? Let’s storm out of here with some laughs.

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Weather Jokes and Puns

  • Why do hurricanes never get lost? They take directions from the eye in the sky.
  • What’s a tornado’s favorite party trick? Blowing away the competition.
  • What did one storm say to the other? You really have a stormy personality!
  • Why don’t clouds date each other? Because they often drift apart.
  • When does it rain money? When there’s change in the weather.
  • What did the lightning say to the bush? You’re so shocking!
  • Why are thunderstorms always so loud? They can’t stop bragging about their impact.
  • Why did the weather bring a suitcase? It was taking a trip to the next forecast.
  • What’s the weather’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat drop.
  • Why was the snowman looking for a job? He wanted to earn some cold hard cash.

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Short Weather Tidbits

  • Rain or shine, puns time!
  • That’s a real breeze of a joke.
  • Weathering the storm with humor.
  • Bringing the thunder of laughter.
  • Let’s not make lightning of this situation.
  • Don’t cloud my judgment.
  • Forecast says: punny weather ahead.
  • Keep calm and weather on.
  • A blizzard of jokes coming your way.
  • Let’s make it rain… puns!

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And there you have it, folks! We’ve brought a whirlwind of weather humor to brighten your day.

Whether it’s raining cats and dogs outside or there’s a perfect breeze, we hope these puns have brought a smile to your face.

Feel free to share these puns with friends and family for a good laugh.

Remember, there’s no such thing as a bad pun; just ones that haven’t found the right forecast. Stay punny!