110+ Spellbinding Witch Puns to Cackle Over

As the autumn leaves fall and the eerie nights creep in, there’s no better way to conjure up some laughter than with witch puns!

Whether you’re into hocus-pocus or just looking to brew up some fun, these puns will have you cackling like a witch over her cauldron.

So, grab your broomsticks, and let’s get started!

Bewitching Witch Puns

Why don’t witches wear regular hats? Because they’re always looking for some cap-ital.
Why did the witch break up with her boyfriend? He wasn’t her ghoul-mate.
What does a witch use to style her hair? Scare-spray.
Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid they’ll fly off the handle.
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
Why did the witch join a dating app? She was tired of going solo on broomsticks.

What do you call two witches living together? Broom-mates.
Why did the witch refuse to fly during the rain? She didn’t want to be a wet witch.
How do witches keep their hair up? With scare-curlyers.
What’s a witch’s favorite mode of transportation? A scare-plane.

Hilarious Witch Puns

Why don’t witches wear socks? They prefer bare-feet.
What kind of music do witches listen to? Hex-metal.

How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch-watch.
What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
Why are witches great for parties? They bring good spirits.
How do witches stay in shape? They do hexercise.
Why was the witch’s broom late? It swept through traffic.
What’s a witch’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The scary-go-round.

Why do witches never fly in airplanes? Their brooms don’t fit in the overhead bin.
How does a witch write a letter? In spell-ing.

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Funny Witch Puns

What happens if a witch crashes her broom? She’s witch-injured.
Why don’t witches cook? They’re too broom-stick-y.
What do you get when you cross a witch with a ghost? A haunted housekeeper.
What’s a witch’s favorite fruit? A boo-berry.
Why did the witch go to school? To learn how to spell.
What kind of homework do witches enjoy? Spell-ing assignments.
Why did the witch get promoted? She knew how to brew success.
How do witches send messages? They spell-text.
Why was the witch a good chef? She had good taste in spells.
How do witches greet each other? Hex-celent to see you!

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Witch One-Liners

Witches…they’re just brooms and boos.
Witch parking: all others will be toad.
I used to be a witch, but I got burned out.
Witch better have my candy!
Resting witch face…
Witch way to the party?
Basic witch ingredients: a pinch of you, a dash of me.
Witch, please!
Having a brew-tiful day, expect spells.
You’ll regret crossing a witch. It’s hex-traordinary how we hold grudges.

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Best Witch Jokes

Why do witches always get good grades? They’re the best at spell-ing.
What did the witch say to the skeleton? Stop your ribbing, you’re cracking me up!
Why did the witch open a bakery? She needed to make dough.
Why was the witch so bad at basketball? She always threw up bricks.
How does a witch unlock her door? With a skeleton key.
Why was the witch always calm? She had a lot of experience with being witch-ualistic.
Did you hear about the witch who won the lottery? She was spell-bounded.
Witches don’t get sick often, but when they do, they always get boo-boos.
Why was the witch’s cat such a good singer? Because it had perfect pitch.
How do witches keep fit? They use spell-ometry.

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Best Witch Puns

A witch’s broom is how she flies off the handle.
I’m under your spell and hex-tra enchanted.
Even witches go through witch-drawal symptoms.
Brooms, brews, and a witch who knews.
Witch way should we go to the Halloween party?
For witches’ savings…you can always count on spell discounts!
It’s not just a problem, it’s a caul-dron-drum.
Feeling witchy today!
I witch you a very spooky Halloween!
Every witch needs good brew-tine maintenance.

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Witch Puns and Jokes

What’s a witch’s favorite class? History of magic spells.
What do you call a witch who loves the beach? A sand witch.
Why did the witch flunk school? She couldn’t spell properly.
What snacks do witches serve at parties? Hex-mix.
What happens when a witch gets sunburned? She starts peeling hex-stravagantly.
Why did the witch buy a house? To get a spell-binding mortgage.
Why did the witch join a gym? To work on her spell-f.
Why are witches always so patient? Because they know good things come to those who hex and wait.
Why don’t witches use GPS? They follow their gut spell check.
How do witches greet each other on Halloween? Witch-ful thinking!”

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Short Witch Puns

Broom service in action!
Hex-citing stuff ahead.
Spelling bee champion: Witch edition.
Broom-mates forever.
Too witch to handle!
Feeling brew-tiful today.
Witch, you crazy.
Spell-on you’re amazing!
Keep calm and brew on.
Hex yah!

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Final Words

And there you have it, folks – a spellbinding collection of witch puns that’s sure to leave you laughing and maybe even cackling like a witch in her own haunted house.

Use these puns to add some humor to your Halloween festivities or just to brighten up your day.

Happy punning, and remember: life’s always better with a touch of witchy humor!

Katherine

Katherine is the passionate educator and writer behind HandwritingwithKatherine.com. As a dedicated teacher, she cherishes the art of handwriting and its unique reflection of individuality. Beyond the classroom, Katherine delves into the world of writing, sharing a blend of educational insights and personal stories. When she’s not teaching or blogging, Katherine can be found exploring bookshops or writing with a comforting cup of tea in hand.