140+ Beer Puns to Ale-leviate Your Day (Cheers to Laughs)

Beer Puns

• I’m in love with the shape of brews.
• Hoping for a brew-tiful day.
• Don’t worry, beer happy.
• Life is brew-tiful.
• Beer me up, Scotty!
• I’ve got friend-chips and dip. Beer is just a happy accident.
• A balanced diet is a beer in each hand.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
• I’m only here for the beer.
• Why do they call it fast food? Either way, I’ll be enjoying a slow beer.

Hilarious Beer Puns

• A man enters a bar with a pair of jump leads. The barman says, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.
• There’s a new type of beer called Sometimes. Why? Because sometimes you want a beer, and sometimes you just don’t.
• The best way to watch a fly-fishing competition is to drink beer, because then you won’t notice the flies in your beer.
• It wasn’t a ‘hoppy’ hour, it was a ‘hoppy’ eternity.
• What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are usually $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
• Brewing up trouble… one pint at a time.
• I like beer with a good head on its shoulders. Leaves it easier to talk to.
• A guy walks into a bar… and his head is missing. The barman says, Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.
• Give me a great beer, and I’ll show you a good time.
• If beer is the answer, I hardly think the question matters.

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Funny Beer Puns

• Why did the guy sit on the clock after drinking beer? Because he wanted to get wasted.
• Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and people.
• To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question!
• What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a beer? Please, sir, I want some more.
• I drink craft beer. More like crafty beer!
• What do you call a beer that never stops talking? Blah-blah-weiser.
• Ever heard of Beethoven’s favorite beer? Hops and Hops Symphony.
• Why do beer bottles make terrible gym partners? They’re just not into the ales and weights.
• Beer: because starting the day out right is essential.
• Why don’t beer drinkers ever get lost? Because they know all the short-cuts.

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Beer One-Liners

• I’m on a beer cleanse. Yep, I’m cleaning out the fridge right now.
• In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
• He who drinks beer thinks beer.
• I think IPA stands for ‘I’m Preferred Always.’
• You can’t sip with us.
• My blood type is IPA positive.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be hoppy.
• If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod? Oh wait, wrong pun…
• I told my wife I was copying her beer. She wasn’t impressed. I think she wanted a six-pack instead.
• What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in a house? The living room! (Oh, wait, beer puns… guess skeletons like a brew-room.)

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Best Beer Jokes

• Why did the beer break up with the whiskey? It was tired of getting into shots.
• Why should you never mess with a beer bottle? Because it’s always full.
• What does a skeleton order at a pub? Beer and Backbones.
• Why don’t beers ever gossip? Because they hate telling ales!
• Why was the beer always candid in the bar? Because it was always pouring out its feelings.
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything…especially beers with weird labels.
• How do you comfort a sad beer? Give it a sweet hoptimistic hug.
• Why do cheerleaders like beer? Because it’s full of spirit.
• Why didn’t the beer like high school stories? Because it was more about hopping and less about popping.
• How does a tree feel being carved into a beer tap? Stumped but twigs happy.

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Best Beer Puns

• A beer a day keeps the reality away.
• Why are beer and iPhones similar? Both enjoy being in a brewing group chat.
• Why did the beer go to school? To become a better draught!
• What does beer say to whiskey in a race? ‘Bet on me, I’ve got the hops.’
• Beer is always the brewtiful in town.
• The worst thing about this particular joke is that it’s absolutely ale-ful.
• My favorite beer brand is Brew’dweiser
• Brew-tus had to betray Caesar; he’d already opened the beer!
• Why don’t beer bottles take serious photos? Because they are always filtered.
• Why are beer companies good at marketing? Because they can always find the right pitch.

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Beer Puns and Jokes

• I’m not procrastinating; I’m just giving my beer some extra fermentation time.
• Why was the beer always losing in the card game? Because it was getting drunk.
• Beer cold enough to make a polar bear smile.
• What type of beer is best at math? Ale-gebra.
• I couldn’t quit beer. I believe in barley.
• What do you get when you mix beer with a bitter substitute? An IPA lot harder.
• I hope you find these puns beery bewitching.
• What’s worse than a beer spillage? A beer draught.
• If you’re going to drink, drink responsibly; that means one pint for each hand.
• I like mine how I like my jokes: with a bit of hops.

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Short Beer Puns

• Ale right!
• To beer or not to beer.
• Beer today, gone tomorrow.
• You brewhaha me!
• Un-beer-lievable!
• Brew-tiful day.
• Wish you were beer.
• More hops, less problems.
• Love you from my head to-ma-toes. Oh wait, that’s for Bloody Mary…Never mind.
• Hop-ing for more of these!