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160+ Bowling Puns and Jokes to Keep You Rolling

160+ Bowling Puns and Jokes to Keep You Rolling

Welcome, bowling enthusiasts and pun lovers alike! Are you ready to roll into a world of laughter with some side-splitting bowling puns?

Whether you’re looking to strike up some fun at your next alley meet or just want to spare your friends from boredom, these carefully crafted jokes are sure to knock down your funny bone.

So lace up your bowling shoes, grab your ball, and let’s get this pun party rolling!

Hilarious Bowling Puns

  • I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  • Why are bowling alleys such quiet places to hang out? Because you can hear a pin drop!
  • What do you get if you cross a bowler with a vampire? A spare in the heart!
  • I went bowling with an egotist once but he was too self-absorbed to even spare me a glance.
  • Why don’t bowlers ever make phone calls? They’re afraid of striking out!
  • I asked the bowling pins if they were worried about getting knocked down. They said they’d stick together no matter what.
  • What’s a bowler’s favorite kind of magic spell? A strikethrough!
  • Why do bowlers make bad employees? Because they always strike at the wrong time!
  • How do you know if a bowler loves you? They spare you from the bad puns.
  • What do you call a group of bowlers who just broke up? Pin pals.

Funny Bowling Puns

Funny Bowling Puns

  • Bowling puns are right up my alley!
  • Why do bowlers never have secrets? Because they always end up in the gutter.
  • What do bowlers order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
  • I tried to play bowling on my iPad. It ended up striking out.
  • Why was the bowling alley so noisy? Because of all the strikes.
  • A bowling joke? Spare me.
  • Why do bowlers hate weeds? Because they prefer clean lanes.
  • Why don’t some bowlers ever strike out? They can’t bear to spare the details.
  • Why are bowlers great lovers? Because they know how to sweep you off your feet with a strike.
  • If a bowling coach gets mad, do they strike out or just pin their anger?

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Bowling One-Liners

  • “I’m on a roll here, so let’s keep this ball rolling!”
  • “I’m not good at sports, but I can bowl you over.”
  • “Bowling: The one sport where you’re encouraged to make a spare change.”
  • “Keep calm and bowl on.”
  • “There’s no better time to strike than when the iron is hot… or just whenever you can actually hit the pins.”
  • “It’s not how you bowl, it’s how you roll.”
  • “In bowling and in life, if you don’t strike, you’ve just got to keep rolling.”
  • “Gutter balls: Because nobody’s perfect.”
  • “Striking out isn’t just for baseball anymore.”
  • “Life’s a bowl, then you die (in the lane).”

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Best Bowling Jokes

Best Bowling Jokes

  • Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler? Her coach was a pumpkin.
  • Why are computers terrible bowlers? They always try to reboot before scoring a strike.
  • What’s a ghost’s favorite bowling skill? The boo-l.
  • What do you call an adventurous bowler? Indiana Jones, because they belong in the strike zone!
  • Why do bowlers make terrible jurors? They can’t wait to throw the book at pins!
  • What do you call a dinosaur that’s good at bowling? A Strike-osaurus.
  • Why was the bowling alley so cool? It was full of fans!
  • What’s a bowler’s favorite movie? ‘Lane Misérables’.
  • Why are strikes in bowling like ancient relics? They belong in a frame!
  • Why don’t bowlers like lazy people? They never pick up their spares.

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Best Bowling Puns

  • Why do bowling alleys make great opera houses? Because of all the dramatic strikes!
  • What’s a bowler’s favorite pick-up line? “I won’t gutter you.”
  • Why do bowlers make great partners? They know the lanes of your heart.
  • How do you find the bowling alley? Just follow the rolling stones.**
  • Why is it so windy in a bowling alley? Because of all the fans!
  • Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!
  • What do you call a bowler with a sticky shoe? A super bowler!
  • What did the pin say to the ball? “You’re in my lane, buddy!”
  • Why are bowlers such good singers? Because they know how to hit the high notes and the pins!
  • If you’re playing against zombies, beware of the walking dead ball!

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Bowling Puns and Jokes

Bowling Puns and Jokes

  • Why was the bowling team so good at math? They knew all the angles!
  • What do you call a bowler who throws a tantrum? A split personality!
  • Why are bowling shoes never lonely? They always come in pairs!
  • Why did the bowling pins get a massage? To relieve their pin tension.
  • What’s a bowler’s favorite fruit? A spare-ry!
  • Why do serious bowlers make terrible comedians? They don’t know how to roll with the punches!
  • What did the bowling coach say to his lazy team? “Let’s get rolling!”
  • Why do bowlers always have a job? Because they know how to strike out on their own!
  • Why are old bowling balls great storytellers? They’ve seen a lot of alleys and gutters!
  • What do you call a cat who bowls? An alley cat!

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Short Bowling Puns

  • “Time to split!”
  • “That’s how I roll.”
  • “Spare me the details.”
  • “In the gutter again.”
  • “Alley-oop!”
  • “Pin it to win it!”
  • “Let’s bowl, let’s bowl, let’s rock-n-roll!”
  • “Gutter done!”
  • “This is how we bowl.”
  • “Strike a pose, then a pin!”

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Final Words

Well, there you have it— 160 of the most pun-derful bowling jokes guaranteed to bowl you over with laughter.

Whether you’re trying to lighten the mood during a tense game, add some humor to a bowling night, or just want to strike a funny chord with your friends, these puns are sure to do the trick.

So next time you’re at the lanes and the strikes aren’t flowing as freely as you’d like, just remember: you might not always be able to control how you bowl, but you can always control how much fun you have doing it.

Throw these puns into your game, and you’ll not only have a ball but you’ll also keep everyone else rolling with laughter!

Now, go out there and knock ’em down with your newly sharpened wit—or at least, knock ’em sideways with a pun or two.

Who knows? With jokes this good, you might just end up being the life of the alley! Happy bowling and happy punning, everyone!