120+ Fashion Puns and Jokes to Stitch Up Your Style

Welcome, fashion lovers and pun enthusiasts! Get ready to strut your stuff and unleash your inner comedian with this fabulous collection of fashion-themed puns.

From trendy threads to stitched-up jokes, we’ve got you covered. So, put on your best smile and let’s dive into this world of witty style wordplay!

Fashion Puns

• I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it.
• The fashionista’s favorite fruit? A pear of shoes!
• I asked the stylist to make me look sharp, but all I got was a cutting remark.
• The model’s career was on the catwalk of fame.
• I tried to wear my new scarf, but it was too tie-dye for.
• The fabric softener commercial was so touching, it had me in tiers.
• I’m hooked on crocheting puns, I just can’t seem to quit yarn-ing about them!
• The shoe store had a big sail going on.
• I vest my case, these puns are fabulous!
• Sew, what do you think of my fashion sense?

Hilarious Fashion Puns

• The fashion designer’s new line was sew-sew.
• I tried to return my ripped jeans, but they wouldn’t take them back. Guess they were non-refundable.
• The tailor’s favorite rap group? Run-DMC (Darn Mending Crew).
• The shoe salesman tried to sell me a pair of heels, but I remained solelessly devoted to flats.
• I asked my friend if she liked my new shoes. She said they were toe-tally awesome!
• The fashion police arrested the criminal who stole the leather jacket. He was charged with a vest-ed interest.
• I always prayed for a good hair day, but then I realized it was just a blessing in disguise.
• The fashion designer quit his job to pursue his dreams. He said, “Sew long, farewell!”
• The trendy donkey always wore the latest hee-haws.
• The indecisive shopper had too many shoes to choose from, it was a real boot-dunnit!

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Funny Fashion Puns

• The model’s favorite card game? Dress-up poker.
• I couldn’t understand why my belt was getting shorter. Then it hit me.
• The fashion designer’s love life was in stitches.
• The best way to pack light for a trip? With a pair of shorts, of course!
• I heard the new fabric softener is selling like hot cakes. It must be a downy-right success!
• The shoe store manager was upset with the salesman’s poor work ethic. It was a case of the boot being on the other foot.
• I tried on a new shirt, but it was too short. I guess I should have tried it on for size.
• I wanted to wear my new scarf, but I was afraid it would cause a choke hold.
• My friend always wears two different colored socks. I guess she just likes to be mismatched.
• I tried to wear high heels, but I was afraid I’d fall. Guess you could say I have a fear of heights!

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Fashion One-Liners

• I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
• I’d tell you a joke about my outfit, but it’s tearable.
• I want to buy a onesie, but I’m two tired.
• I tried to dye my hair blonde, but I just couldn’t hack it.
• My clothes are made of 100% husband material.
• Sorry I’m late, I didn’t have a stitch to wear!
• How does a fashionista order steak? Dressed!
• My belt is holding my pants up, but my pants are holding my belt loops up. What’s really going on here?
• Did you hear about the shoplifter caught stealing a calender? She got 12 months!
• Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!

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Best Fashion Jokes

• What do you call a bear with no shoes? Barefoot!
• What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go ahead.
• What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lilly!
• Why did the supermodel go to the bank? To make a deposit in her checking account!
• What do you call a shoe that gets caught in gum? Stuck up!
• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• What do you call a dog wearing a cashmere sweater? Decked out in the latest barkwear!
• Where do fashionistas go shopping for their sweaters? Forever 21 degrees!
• When does a sneaker wake up? Shoe o’clock!
• What would the Spice Girls be called if they were older? Old Spice!

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Best Fashion Puns

• I tried wearing joggers, but I just couldn’t pull it off.
• I was going to buy a velvet dress, but it was too soft a deal.
• My mom used to dress up as a flamingo. She was known for her costume plumage.
• I’m reading a book about buttons. I can’t put it down!
• My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me at no charge. I guess they were free of cost.
• I wanted to learn to make shoes, but I didn’t have the right footing.
• The jeans store tried to sell me a pair on the house, but I turned them down. No such thing as a free wash!
• My pants are staying at a belt motel tonight…their loops are tired!
• The shoe factory burned down last night. Now all the employees are out of work, and just milling around.
• I’m addicted to buying clothes. I guess I’m on a shopping spree roll!

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Fashion Puns and Jokes

• What do you call a lazy shoe? A loafer!
• Want to hear a joke about a dress? Never mind, it’s too long!
• I was going to tell you a joke about vintage clothes, but it’s washed up now.
• What do you call a dinosaur wearing designer clothes? A Gucci-saurus!
• How does a fashionista dry off after a shower? With a Prada towel!
• What type of shoe does a frog wear? Open toad!
• I wanted to buy camouflage shorts, but I couldn’t find any.
• Why did the shoe go to the doctor? It had a tongue infection!
• What did the sock do after the workout? He went back into his drawer to rest!
• Do podiatrists shop at Foot Locker? No, at the arch-ives!

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Short Fashion Puns

• Wool you be mine?
• Let’s dress to empress.
• My scarf? Alpaca it for my trip.
• This jacket is off the hanger!
• My jacket is denim-ite.
• My shoes are worn to the zoul.
• You’re tying my heart in knots!
• Dress to de-press.
• Linen’t you impressed?
• You’re spec-taco-lar!

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Final Words

Well, my fashionably funny friends, I hope this collection of puns and jokes has added some couture comedy to your day!

From dresses to tresses, beanies to jeanies, we’ve covered it all. So next time you’re feeling a bit threadbare, just remember these stylish quips and you’ll be in stitches!

Until next time, keep it chic, keep it unique, and always remember…fashion is about having pun! Au revoir, fashion punsters!