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100+ Interior Design Puns and Jokes (Stylishly Punny)

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Are you ready to add a splash of humor to your space?

Make room for laughter as we decorate this article with a bunch of punny delights.

Get your cushions fluffed and your curtains drawn because these interior design jokes are coming straight to your living room!

Jokes About Interior Design

  • Why did the decorator cross the road? To get to the other side of the room!
  • What do you call it when your interior designer friend won’t stop talking? A floor-speech!
  • Why are interior designers always calm? Because they never lose their composure.
  • What does an interior designer wear to bed? Sheets!
  • What kind of car does an interior designer drive? A Coupe-draw!
  • Why did the couch break up with the armchair? Because it found a finer recliner.
  • Why was the curtain always getting bullied? It couldn’t draw the line.
  • Why did the bed go to the therapist? It had too many springs attached.
  • How do interior designers keep their balance? With good feng shui!
  • Why did the lamp file a police report? It was turned off and left in the dark!

Hilarious Interior Design One-Liners

  • I told my interior designer I wanted minimalist, now my house looks like a parking lot.
  • Did the coffee table invite you to sit down? I guess it’s a coffee invitation.
  • I could work in interior design, but I’d be floored by the amount of work.
  • If your house is feeling dim, you might need to shed some light on it.
  • Why don’t designers like to argue? They prefer to table discussions.
  • My new recliner and I? We’re a seat match made in heaven.
  • I asked my designer for a modern touch; they handed me a long-distance switch.
  • My interior designer is great with windows; no pane, no gain.
  • A messy house gives my interior designer alanxiety.
  • When interior designers retire, they usually plan for a well-settled life.

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Best Interior Design Jokes

  • How do you keep your fireplace handsome? Give it a mantelpiece.
  • Why do interior designers make good friends? They always help you redecorate your life.
  • Why did the wallpaper hide? Because it was feeling shy.
  • What does a wall say when it’s being painted? Stop brushing me off!
  • Why was the bed so bad at math? It couldn’t count on its springs.
  • Where do rebellious lamps get sent? To light boot camp.
  • What does a rug say to its owner after a spill? Don’t worry, I’ll brush it off.
  • Why did the designer need a break? They were in a hue-nion.
  • Why are ceiling fans so good at keeping secrets? They never let anything slip.
  • Who is an interior designer’s best friend? The color wheel, it’s always well-rounded.

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Funny Interior Design One-Liners

  • My living room went viral, I relaunched it with a splash of color.
  • Why did the sofa say sorry? Because it was caught lounging.
  • Decorating is a piece of cake, but I prefer chocolate swatch-cake.
  • I tried to decorate my room, but I just couldn’t sofa so good.
  • Every time I walk into my living room, I feel a sense of re-leaf.
  • Don’t even think about forgetting to arrange your decor, it would be an ar-done-a-mistake.
  • I wanted to paint the walls blue, but my designer told me it would be too vast a teal.
  • What’s an interior designer’s favorite side dish? Pillows of course!
  • Wallpaper confessing: I’m stuck on you.
  • Why did the designer visit the bakery? To get some new window treatments.

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Short Interior Design Jokes

  • Why did the designer go broke? Too much spend on window shopping.
  • What’s a decorator’s favorite book? War and Rattan.
  • Why do designers love math? It helps them calculate space.
  • What do you get when you cross a sofa with an interior designer? Comfortable creativity.
  • What did the carpet say to the vacuum? You suck!.
  • How does an interior designer cook? With style.
  • What’s an interior designer’s favorite tool? A pun-imeter!
  • What’s an interior designer’s worst nightmare? An untouched white wall.
  • What do you call a fly in an interior design studio? A decorator-bug.
  • Why are sofas so successful? Because they always get a seat at the table!

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