150+ Saturday Puns and Jokes to Kick Off Your Weekend

Ah, Saturday! The glorious day sandwiched between the workweek and the Sunday Scaries. A day when you can finally unwind, let your hair down, and maybe even sleep in a little.

To help you dive headfirst into the hilarity of the weekend, here are some Saturday-themed puns, one-liners, and jokes that will get you grinning like a cat with a saucer of milk.

So, without further ado, let’s turn Saturday into Satir-day!

Saturday Puns

• Feeling “weekend” down? Take some time to “recuperate” on Saturday.
• Why was Saturday so chill? Because it let Fri-day take care of the plans!
• Let’s “cele-brew-te” Saturday with a nice, steaming cup of coffee.
• I’m so ready for Saturday, it’s like my “Sun-day” best.
• “Shell-ebrate” the weekend with a turtle-paced stroll to nowhere.
• “Knot” interested in Saturday plans? Just go with the “flow” of free time.
• A “sundae” on Saturday? Now that’s what I call a sweet start to the weekend.
• “Brace-yourselves,” Saturday’s coming to “kick back” your worries.
• If Saturday were a drink, it would be “chai”-rific.
• Saturday isn’t “fall-ing” apart; it’s just “autumn-matically” chill.

Hilarious Saturday Puns

• Let’s “meat” for a barbecue and “grill” out on this perfect Saturday.
• Saturday is the “prime time” for “weekend-ing” with friends.
• When Saturday rolls around, it’s time to “taco-bout” relaxation.
• I’d rather “ketchup” on sleep than “mustard” up the energy for chores.
• “Brunch” out with friends and make Saturday “egg-citing.”
• Saturday is the perfect day to “bagel” up your worries.
• Why go out? Saturday is the perfect day to be a “couch potato.”
• Too tired to clean on Saturday? That’s just “sweep-talking” yourself.
• Every Saturday is an “udderly” good day to visit a dairy farm.
• Ready to “raisin” the bar for a leisurely Saturday? A snack and a movie will do the trick.

Funny Saturday Puns

• Feeling “beachy” on Saturday? Don’t “wave” away your time to chill.
• Want to “hike” up your happiness? Hit a trail this Saturday.
• Is it Saturday yet? I’m “board” with the weekdays!
• Put on your “pajam-slam” and “nap” away this Saturday.
• If you’re not busy, join me for a “paws-itively” wonderful walk in the park.
• Saturday isn’t “soy” long, so “rice” up to make the most of it.
• Need to “rise and dine”? How about a “pan-cake” brunch?
• “Gouda” news: It’s Saturday, and you’re “nacho” average weekend warrior.
• Are you “fri-daying” over the weekend yet? Because Saturday’s “steaking” its claim!
• Put on some “jam” music and let Saturday’s groove keep you “toast-ing.”

Check Out: 150+ Sunday Puns (Brighten Your Weekend with These Jokes & One-Liners)

Saturday One-Liners

• Saturdays are for hitting the snooze button with zero regrets.
• I live for Saturdays—when chores “mop up” my spirit.
• Saturdays were “tailor-made” for binge-watching TV in my pajamas.
• Ready, set, “relax”! It’s Saturday, and I’ve already clocked out.
• The best thing about Saturday? The part where I don’t hear my alarm.
• Saturday shopping: “Buy one, get napping free.”
• Saturday should be renamed to “Sat-on-the-couch-urday.”
• Saturday goals: Sit, stay, and fetch a snack.
• Saturdays are great for “board-game-ing” up your friends.
• I “Wii” like to take Saturday for a “Joy-con” spin.

Check Out: 160+ Friday Puns and Jokes to Kick Off Your Weekend

Best Saturday Jokes

• Why did the calendar cross the road on Saturday? To catch up on some weekend vibes!
• Why was Saturday jealous of Sunday? It couldn’t find any good brunch spots.
• What did Saturday say to Friday? “Quit loafing around and rise to the occasion.”
• Why did Saturday get a job as a DJ? It always knows how to “turn up” the fun.
• What’s a Saturday morning’s favorite cereal? “Cheery-Ohs!”
• How does Saturday stay so positive? It believes in “work-week balance.”
• Why did Saturday break up with Monday? It was tired of all the “week-end” arguments.
• Why is Saturday the best day to buy stocks? It’s always looking to invest in good “returns.”
• What’s Saturday’s favorite style of dance? The “relax-tango.”
• Why don’t Saturdays play poker? They can’t deal with “cards on the table.”

Check Out: 140+ Thursday Puns and Jokes to Get You Through the Week

Best Saturday Puns

• Saturday’s my “fry-day” of freedom.
• “Grill” up some good times because it’s “sizzle-ating” Saturday.
• Saturdays were “mint” to be savored like a chocolate “chip.”
• Ready to “waffle” over plans? Saturday’s got you covered.
• Every Saturday morning is a “brew-tiful” opportunity for a fresh start.
• Don’t “donut” know what to do? Make Saturday a “hole” lotta fun!
• “Lettuce” spend Saturday leaf-ing our worries behind.
• Saturdays are always “butter” together with friends.
• Ready to “juice” things up this Saturday? Fresh smoothies are in order.
• Saturdays were made for “weekend warriors” looking to “crunch” the time.

Check Out: 140+ Wednesday Puns (Laugh Out Loud with the Best Midweek Humor)

Saturday Puns and Jokes

• Want to hear a Saturday joke? I’m “knot” lying, it’ll “tie” you up with laughter!
• Why was Saturday excited about the farmer’s market? It was “rooting” for fresh veggies!
• What did Saturday say to Sunday morning cartoons? “You’re really ‘toon-ing’ into fun!”
• Saturdays love rainy afternoons because they’re “pouring” with relaxation.
• What’s Saturday’s favorite sport? “Snoozeball.”
• Why does Saturday love gardening? It knows how to “blossom” into the best version of itself.
• What did Saturday say to the blender? “You’re the perfect “mix” for my smoothies!”
• What do Saturdays have in common with a puppy? Both are “paws-itively” heartwarming.
• How did Saturday greet Sunday? With a “weekendly” good morning.
• Why do Saturdays make the best barbecue partners? They always bring “grate” vibes.

Check Out: 150+ Tuesday Puns and Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Short Saturday Puns

• Saturdays are for “chillaxing.”
• Have a “brunch-tastic” Saturday!
• Saturday’s a “pan-tastic” day for flapjacks.
• “Taco-bout” a good time on Saturday.
• “Week-end” and out like a “week-champion.”
• Saturdays are for “week-ending” with a smile.
• “Shell-ebrate” Saturdays by the beach.
• “Fri-yay” is fun, but Saturday is “next-level.”
• Saturday? More like “Sat-tastic!”
• “Rest-urday” is a day off to “nap” like no other.

Check Out: 140+ Monday Puns to Laugh Your Way Through the Week

Final Words

And there you have it, folks—enough puns and jokes to keep your Saturday spirit high and your funny bone thoroughly tickled!

Whether you’re spending the day sleeping in, brunching with friends, or simply letting the good times roll, these Saturday quips will make sure your weekend starts off on the right laugh.

Now, go forth and spread the pun-derful joy of Saturday with anyone who needs a little chuckle!