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120+ Hilarious Tequila Puns to Lift Your Spirits

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Alright, folks! If you’re feeling a little down, it’s time to ‘tequila’ break and enjoy some laughs.

We’ve got some zingers that will have you so amused, that you’ll be saying ‘lime yours’ to these puns.

Let’s dive right in!

Tequila Puns

  • Time flies when you’re having rum, but who’s counting when you’ve got tequila?
  • If life gives you lemons, trade them for limes and make tequila shots!
  • Don’t worry, ‘sip’ happens.
  • Stop in the name of love… and tequila shots!
  • Tequila: because sometimes it’s OK to shoot your problems.
  • When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into tequila.
  • You’re the salt to my tequila.
  • Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
  • Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tequila. And that’s kind of the same thing.

Hilarious Tequila Puns

  • I’m on a ‘liquid’ diet. It’s called tequila.
  • I never ‘regret-a’ when I drink tequila.
  • Why did the lime cross the road? To get to the tequila bar.
  • Tequila: drink like there’s no mañana.
  • You’ve stolen a ‘Mexican’ of my heart with your margaritas.
  • Tequila and I have a ‘lime’ lasting relationship.
  • Wanna hear a joke? Tequila sunrise. It’s a real ‘shot’ of humor.
  • Time to dance! But first, tequila.
  • Tequila: making memories and then immediately forgetting them.
  • If asked if tequila is my favorite drink, I have to say Shot, why not?

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Funny Tequila Puns

  • My job gives me more than enough reasons to drink tequila.
  • I don’t always drink tequila, but when I do, I forget what the saying is.
  • Have you heard about the great tequila export? Everyone says it’s excellent spirits.
  • If tequila were school, I’d have an ‘A’ margarita average.
  • Exercise program? I thought you meant ‘extra guys’—for tequila shots!
  • Why did the lime and the tequila break up? It was a bitter end.
  • Tequila: It’s what’s ‘shot’ for dinner.
  • I donut know what I’d do without tequila and my best friends!
  • Who needs lemonade when you can have tequila and limes?
  • When life shakes you hard, pour a shot of tequila.

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Tequila One-liners

  • Why did the tequila blush? Because it saw the margarita!
  • I’d rather sip on a margarita than sip on some drama.
  • Tequila doesn’t have morals. But it does have stories.
  • Hey, tequila, you’re ‘lime’ to shine.
  • If we were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters. That’s why we need tequila.
  • When a night out turns ‘shot’ of control, blame it on tequila.
  • Why don’t you be the tequila to my lime?
  • Tequila: Correcting small talk since forever.
  • Life’s too short for bad tequila.
  • A day without tequila is like… Just kidding, I have no idea!

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Best Tequila Jokes

  • Why did the tequila get promoted? Because it always got things ‘shaken’ up.
  • How do you apologize to tequila? With lime and salt—it’s glad to meet you.
  • Tequila and wifi have one thing in common: they both create great connections.
  • Why did the bartender serve tequila shots with a side of duct tape? Because they’re perfect for fixing broken spirits.
  • What’s a tequila’s favorite exercise? Squats! (Tequila shots anyone?)
  • What do you get when you mix tequila and life problems? Solutions and illusions.
  • Why did the lime start working out? To pair perfectly with tequila shots!
  • What did one tequila say to the other at the party? Let’s get this fiesta started!
  • Why did the tequila invite everyone over? It wanted to throw a ‘shots’ party.
  • What do you call a program that arranges tequila tastings? Shot scheduler!

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Best Tequila Puns

  • Tequila + salt + lime = Happy ‘lime’-time.
  • Tequila pouring through my veins: call it ‘Mexican magic’.
  • Let’s ‘shot’ to life with some tequila.
  • Tequila might not fix it but it will lighten your ‘spirits’.
  • I’m just here for the tequila and good times.
  • Tequila is like a hug in a bottle when in need.
  • You had me at tequila.
  • Let’s taco ’bout how great tequila is.
  • Had a bad day? Just add tequila.
  • Tequila, because it’s ‘nacho’ problem alone.

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Tequila Jokes and Puns

  • Why did the tequila bring a ladder to the bar? To take margaritas to the next level.
  • Tequila is to life what frosting is to cake—it makes it better.
  • Want to know the secret to a happy life? It starts with tequila.
  • When I drink tequila, my problems get a little fuzzy around the edges.
  • If you combine exercise with tequila, you get some ‘shot’ results!
  • All I need for a great Friday night is some tequila, lime, and my best pals.
  • Spilling a drink is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon, but with tequila, you get another ‘shot’.
  • Who knew that a little agave could lead to so many laughs?
  • When the going gets tough, the tough get tequila.
  • Good friends answer your call any time of day; great friends bring tequila.

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Short Tequila Puns

  • Tequila: liquid sunshine.
  • Drink tequila; it’s ‘lime’ time.
  • Tequila zone: proceed with ‘shots’.
  • Why limit happy to an hour? Have tequila!
  • Here’s to a ‘shot’ better day.
  • Tequila decides my weekend plans.
  • One tequila, two tequila, three tequila… floor.
  • Let’s get ‘smashed’ with tequila.
  • Your spirit animal is tequila.
  • When in doubt, take a tequila shot.

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Final Words

There you have it—a full lineup of tequila puns to tickle your funny bone and lift your spirits.

Next time you’re at a party, toss a few of these out and watch the laughter flow as freely as the tequila.

Cheers to good times and even better puns! Now, go pour yourself a drink and laugh the night away. Salud!